Saturday, March 7, 2015

VOTING REASONS

Jerry can we put this on our website?  Ken


 
SOMEBODY'S TOP 10 REASONS TO VOTE DEMOCRAT
             
        #10.  I vote Democrat because I love the fact that I can now
marry whatever I want. I've decided to marry my German Shepherd.
        #9.  I vote Democrat because I believe oil companies' profits of
4% on a gallon of gas are obscene, but the government taxing the same
gallon at 15% isn't.
        #8.  I vote Democrat because I believe the government will do a
better job of spending the money I earn than I would.
        #7.  I vote Democrat because Freedom of Speech is fine as long as
nobody is offended by it.
        #6.  I vote Democrat because I'm way too irresponsible to own a
gun, and I know that my local police are all I need to protect me from
murderers and thieves.  I am also thankful that we have a 911 service
that gets police to your home in order to identify your body after a home
invasion.
        #5.  I vote Democrat because I'm not concerned about millions of
babies being aborted so long as we keep all death row inmates alive and
comfy.
        #4.  I vote Democrat because I think illegal aliens have a right
to free health care, education, and Social Security benefits, and we
should take away Social Security from those who paid into it.
        #3. I vote Democrat because I believe that businesses should not
be allowed to make profits for themselves.  They need to break even and
give the rest away to the government for redistribution as the Democrat
Party sees fit.
        #2.  I vote Democrat because I believe liberal judges need to
rewrite the Constitution every few days to suit fringe kooks who would
never get their agendas past the voters.
        ... And, the #1 reason I vote Democrat is because I think it's
better to pay $billions$ for oil to people who hate us, but not drill our
own because it might upset some endangered beetle, gopher, or fish here
in America .  We don't care about the beetles, gophers, or fish in those
other countries.
        "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has
its limits"... Albert Einstein
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 I know you all will appreciate this definition.  The best
description of Obamacare so far:
        Remember when Nancy Pelosi said:
        "We have to pass it, to find out what's in it."      
 A physician called into a radio show and said: "That's the
definition of a stool sample."

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